sábado, 28 de março de 2009
sexta-feira, 20 de março de 2009
Aborto do Sul
Veja como é o mapa da América do Sul no livro de geografia do povo do ensino público...
Que fique bem claro que eu não dou a mínima pra localização / existência desses países...
segunda-feira, 16 de março de 2009
sexta-feira, 13 de março de 2009
Novo vício
Fuck my life!
Exemplos:
"Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML"
"Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML"
"Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said i was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML"
"Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML"
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
"Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML"
"Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML"
"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML"
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Exemplos:
"Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML"
"Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML"
"Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said i was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML"
"Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML"
"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"
"Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML"
"Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML"
"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML"
Este post foi patrocinado pelos fabricantes do Porta-GatoTM.
quinta-feira, 12 de março de 2009
Quê?!?!?!
Igreja Renascer monta ringue de vale-tudo em templo para atrair mais jovens a culto em SP
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/cotidiano/ult95u533375.shtml
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/cotidiano/ult95u533375.shtml
quarta-feira, 11 de março de 2009
Hi! Fudeu!
http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/interna/0,,OI3628881-EI7896,00-CCJ+aprova+fim+de+prisao+especial+a+quem+tem+curso+superior.html
CCJ aprova fim de prisão especial a quem tem curso superior
CCJ aprova fim de prisão especial a quem tem curso superior
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